At my school there’s this annoying gay Mexican dude with this huge obession for Asian guys. He would touch them all the time, always talk about how much they turn him on, and he would even take creeper pictures of them when they’re not looking.

So one day he was trying to molest me and drag me away behind the alley but I grabbed onto the nearest pole and held on for dear life as he tugged onto my backpack. I called my friends for help and they ran across the school and saved meh. True story.

So I told him that I hate him and so he unfriended me. Then he tried to re-add me and I just reminded him that I want to strangle him, so he leaves me alone now.

Now he just molests all the freshmen Asian boys.