February 2012
6 posts
1 tag
Anonymous asked: favorite animal?
Anonymous asked: then how do we get you to follow back o_______o;
Anonymous asked: favorite pokemon generation?
UGH GLEE. They just had to hit Barbie with a truck then make us wait till the next episode…
I wish Beyonce and Jay Z would get on stage and...
summer-nightlock:
Jay-Z: Look, Blue. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
Blue: What about the shadowy part?
Jay-Z: That’s country music. You must never go there.
CRYING.
January 2012
8 posts
Just because you get messages on Tumblr (namely anon messages), doesn’t mean that you have to answer every single one of them. Especially if you’re going to answer maybe twenty questions every ten minutes. I want to refresh my dashboard and see something more or less interesting, not a bunch of irrelevant anonymous messages.
I didn’t know that some of these girls that I’m following are thirteen, I thought they were like 25. Sigh… I remember when I was thirteen (only about three years ago lmao), girls that were thirteen looked thirteen.
IN THE YEAR 2758
Child: Mommy, I can't sleep.
Mother: Don't worry child. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations.
Mother: WUB WUB WUB WUBUBUBUB SKREEEE CHICHITIKA WUB WUB BOOMODOP WUB WUBWUOOP SKRSKR TCH TAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBUBUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB BOOM WUB WUB WUB
Why is everyone eating salt are you stupid ?
Anonymous asked: what's the furthest you've ever gone with a girl?
Whenever I hear the word "Tumblr" at school.
fuckyeaahfunniestposts:
December 2011
2 posts
Anonymous asked: seriously which girls from tumblr would you date?
November 2011
2 posts
dylanvu asked: what's a mexican's favorite book store ?
Hey guys ! This is Dylan with an important public service announcement ! Floss everyday ! It’s good for you and it’s fun !
October 2011
3 posts
Anonymous asked: is socal near new york? dude I think we live near each other omg! <3
September 2011
5 posts
Today in health class I learned that suicide is illegal. So don’t kill yourself, you don’t want to end up in jail.
1 tag
Anonymous asked: tell us something interesting about you
These girls on Tumblr think they’re horribly ugly and yet they take a million pictures and post them all up for the world to bask in their ugliness.
They take, “I’m ugly and I’m proud” to levels where I want to take my scissors and cut all their hair off.
1 tag
August 2011
1 post
Anonymous asked: did you feel the earthquake?!
July 2011
3 posts
Why Do People Capitalize The First Letter In Every Word In Every Sentence ? It’s just a bunch of extra work, and it’s ugly.
WatchMeet Chubby.
June 2011
1 post
1 tag
May 2011
6 posts
It’s really nice to just sit down and have a good conversation with someone, anyone. A conversation I could really get into, about anything.
You are hilarious.
I hate those times when your friends are joking around with you, and they take it to far. Either they repeat something thats hurtful too many times or they something thats really hurtful.
Besides the fact that they’re your friends and they should know you and how far is too far for you, it’s twice as annoying when they can’t tell you’re getting upset. I hate when they...
1 tag
Anonymous asked: dude I saw you at school today!
1 tag
I can't lose you.
My best friends. My family.
Today, my parents told me that I shouldn’t care about my friends as much as I do, but they don’t see it the way I do.
They say friends come and go, and that family is forever, and thats true; but those friends that you consider like family, thats a bit different. See, family you’re born into, people that are supposed to love you unconditionally...
2 tags
My little sister said that there's a huge...
TIME TO BE A SUPER BROTHER AND SLAY SOME BUGZ.
1 tag
Envy.
I hate when people bash other people just because they’re jealous, most of the time those people that you’re jealous of didn’t even do jack sh#t to you. They just make you feel bad because they’re being themselves and proud of it, while you’re moping around thinking about how you wish you could be like that cool girl or cool guy, and to make up for that, you try...
April 2011
3 posts
1 tag
It's not like me to try to be a ray of sunshine in...
Just kidding, but I’m not sure.
I feel like, even with the recent disasters such as the tsunami in Japan or the violence in Libya, we as people still don’t care about what we have to appreciate. I really want all people to love their lives, but I feel like there’s no way for me to get that idea across to anyone. I’ve said it time and time again, our lives are amazing and...
March 2011
2 posts
2 tags
January 2011
1 post
Friends? Friends. People you call "friends".
Why is it that so many people these days try so hard to be popular and make a million friends? Some people even transfer schools and leave all their old friends just to go make more friends.
Why so eager to leave your old friends? Not good enough for you? Oh, you’ll “visit” a lot anyways.
My point: The value of friendship has gone down.
“Friends” used to be people...
December 2010
1 post
November 2010
5 posts
Stupid, ignorant little kid.
[20:45] : hey i heard there was a gay guy at rancho? [20:45] : O.o [20:45] : is that true? [20:45] supzsdylan: there’s like five or seven gay guys. I don’t know, I’m not keeping track. [20:46] : oh. [20:46] : that kinda sounds werid. [20:46] supzsdylan: why? [20:46] supzsdylan: they’re just people. [20:46] : no [20:46] : but theres only 5 [20:46] : so its uneven....
When people add people they don't know on...
… because they have mutual friends. That bothers me. Okay, first of all, that obviously means you’re desperate for a big “400+” buddy/friend list on Facebook cause you want to look cool (until people start to notice that you get wall posts asking, “Who are you?”). Well NEWSFLASH, ADDING PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK THAT YOU DON’T KNOW TO FAKE HAVING A BIG FRIENDS...
Okay well,
I don’t wanna offend anyone, but whatsup with people “pretending” to be happy. It’s like a new trend or something. The thing is, everyone’s saying that they’re always “acting happy, but suffering secretly” when:
1) they’re not even ACTING HAPPY, they’re always whining about how much their lives suck. They make no effort whatsoever to...
A psychic talking to a ghost...
PSYCHIC: What's the cause of your death?
GHOST: I was struck by a car while trying to save someone..
PSYCHIC: Why did you do that?
GHOST: Because I didn't want my love to get hurt..
PSYCHIC: Maybe she's sad now because you're dead?
GHOST: No, she's happy now..
PSYCHIC: Why?
GHOST: Cause the one that I saved.....is the man that she loves..
October 2010
6 posts
